The Krusaider and the Commander have finally faced off in what many in the ByB call the match of the century. It all started as the Commander entered to the music, "You're Still the One, and the Krusaider entered to, "Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon."
The Two Giants faced off from each other, looking like two mountains of solid rock, moving from side to side. Then with what sounded like two planets colliding, the Krusaider and the Commander locked up in the middle of the grassy ring.
It appeared neither man, or what some have said, neither god would give an inch as they strained against each other. Then, the Commander moved his right leg forward and to the left, flipping the Krusaider over his hip with a heavy hip toss. Just as soon as the Krusaider hit the ground, the Commander was on him, locking his arm up in a tendon tearing arm bar.
As it appeared the Krusaider might submit, he quickly rolled to his left, much like a cheetah veering left after a gazelle, and swiftly raised his right boot into the Commander's gut, doubling him over. An ordinary man could not have done that, but the size 18 boot of the Krusaider packed enough force.
The Krusaider advanced on the bent-over Commander and dropped into the splits, upper-cutting the Commander directly in the face. The force of the blow, which sounded like a roar of thunder caused the Commander to stumble backwards.
The Krusaider quickly charged his daised enemy and kicked the Commander in the gut, but the Commander caught the kick. However, that was expected by the Krusaider as he used the support of the Commander's hands to thrust his free leg up into the air and kick the Commander squarely in the back of the head. The Commander crumpled like a rock slide on a mountain.
The Krusaider used the following moments to climb the ladder nearby. As he prepared to deliver possibly the finished blow to the Commander, he stopped to pose for the camera, flexing his biceps of iron and smiling for the ladies.
The Krusaider did not see the Commander seize the opportunity afforded him and pushed the ladder out from under the Krusaider, causing him to fall back first onto the side of the ladder. The sound of dry twigs breaking followed the crash.
The Commander picked up his downed opponent and delivered three quick, consecutive back breakers, ripping apart the ribs of the Krusaider. Then placed the Krusaider between the legs of the ladder and smashed his back and ribs between the two legs, like paper between scissors.
The Commander, the match well in his favor, set up the Krusaider for the big finish: the Howitzer. The Commander setup the ladder and ascended half way and turned to wait for the injured Krusaider to make it to his feet. He rubbed his forearm and prepared it for the collision about the rock the skull of the Krusaider.
However, as the Krusaider made it to his feet, he saw the Commander's intent and threw up a dropkick just the Commander's flying body propelled towards him. The Commader, face bloody and unresponsive, hit the ground, unconscious.
The Krusaider, slowly made it to his feet, picked up the Commander horizontal to his own body and climbed up three steps on the ladder, each one pulling on the injured ribs of the Krusaider. He Krusaider prepared for his famous backflip splash but as he began to push off of the ladder, the ladder slipped, causing the powerful form of the Commander to crash down on top of the Krusaider.
The referee counted the three count win for the Commander, though he was still out from the vicious kick by the Krusaider. As each man came around and found out what happened, they met each other in the middle of the yard...and said, "Once you think it's all been done...(cell phone rings) Hello? Hi hone (awkward pause) No, I'm not wrestling. (awkward pause). No, the Commader....I mean Jimmy is not here. (another pause). I don't know why Rachel said that. I'm at Shop and Save. I'll be home soon." Both men look around sheepishly, and run to their cars to make it home quickly...with flowers.
